Text 30 Sep 102,904 notes

theloneninjaranger:

wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

just A milk

Chat 30 Sep 266,313 notes
  • me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones
Photo 30 Sep 9,782 notes ultrafacts:

lordtateos:

ultrafacts:

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"He was also assassinated" 😂

"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike. 
Don’t you just love human history?

ultrafacts:

lordtateos:

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"He was also assassinated" 😂

"Emperor Elagabalus showed a disregard for Roman traditions was first to employ a prototype of whoopee cushions at dinner parties. His behavior estranged & enraged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate, and the common people alike.

Don’t you just love human history?

Text 30 Sep 309,022 notes

calibr8mygallows:

minorbenevolence:

coulsonsvintagecards:

dicecreamparlor:

I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yet

FINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS

I get all three please help

Please don’t kill any dragons

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Photo 30 Sep 29,831 notes twiday:

so I was skimming over people’s Valentines messages in The West Australian newspaper and then there was this. I CAN’T EVEN!

twiday:

so I was skimming over people’s Valentines messages in The West Australian newspaper and then there was this. I CAN’T EVEN!

Video 30 Sep 102,251 notes

erenharuchan-nanasejaeger0306:

ulrikavolf16:

epic-vines:

Paranormal activity caught on camera

Vine by: David Lopez

You reacted properly

I have been laughing at this for 20 minutes now…

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Photo 30 Sep 32,690 notes itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

Photo 30 Sep 44,373 notes itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

itsliketheyknowus:

"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!” 

Photo 30 Sep 32,690 notes itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

itsliketheyknowus:

"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel!  Well, that’s embarrassing…"

Photo 30 Sep 22,261 notes tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]


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